bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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