yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
porn star boner night. come get it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
