I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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