I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
