I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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