If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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