Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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