I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
love makes seman taste better
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
