how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
