You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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