the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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