puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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