Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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