when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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