Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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