you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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