5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
