now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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