maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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