Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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