Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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