Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can tuck mytits in my pants
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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