what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think i got beer on your cat.
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