Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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