HIV tests are more positive than that guy
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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