i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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