Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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