Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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