You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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