I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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