Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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