Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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