The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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