I love black thongs
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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