..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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