Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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