its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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