Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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