i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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