i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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