she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize