at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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