You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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