guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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