I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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