ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
