was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Too much gin, very little bucket
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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