He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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