I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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