you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
