was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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