Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
