Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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