never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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